Monday, July 30, 2007

Quite possibly the best statement on Lindsay Lohan

From PerezHilton.com:



“When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I’ll have an ounce of respect for her. I don’t care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She’s not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life. I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there’s so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She’s very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who’d trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is.”


And guess who said that?

No really, guess.

ROB FUCKING SCHNEIDER.

I SHIT YOU NOT.

Who knew he was actually quite intelligent and has the balls to say what everyone wants to but doesn't, and manages to say it so eloquently that he doesn't look like a douchebag? Fucking outstanding, Mr. Schneider. Now if you put as much into your movies as you did in this paragraph, I'd actually watch them. 10,000 bonus points.

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