Moar music reviews!

Bittorrent has been running madly this summer, and now I bring new music reviews! WOO.

Mika: Life In Cartoon Motion
I consider myself to be pretty open when it comes to music. I mean, let's take a gander at my iTunes library: I have everything from Tupac to The Fall of Troy to Kelly Clarkson to Igor Stravinsky. I cover it all, pretty much. So I figured, "Hey, this Mika guy sure is getting a lot of attention. Let's check it out." That decision was probably one of the worst in my life. Honestly, about 10 minutes into the album I wanted to throw myself into traffic. I like happy music, but not this fucking happy. My God, it was horrible. The best way I can convey the horrific sounds I experienced is by mentioning the fact that I had to switch quickly to The Receiving End of Sirens, which as I have mentioned before, is my anti-panic attack drug. Even the mere thought of this shit makes me feel nauseated. So I'm going to move on. If you want to try to listen to that shit, go ahead, but be warned. Mika should be sued for damages.

Portugal. The Man: Church Mouth
Ahhhhh...good music. Portugal The Man is one of those bands I wish I'd discovered sooner. I mean, damn, they're good. I compare it to waking up in the morning and finding that your significant other has made you breakfast in bed. Then you win the lottery. Then a chocolate truck overturns in front of your house and you get all the free chocolate you want. Then you have amazing sex with your significant other. THAT IS WHAT IT IS LIKE LISTENING TO THIS BAND. I can't even chose a favorite song because I've had it on repeat and I don't even know what each song is. I keep on saying, "DAMN this song is AWWWWSUMMM" but I think I'm said that about every song. LOL. So just buy it dammit.


And uh...yeah that's it. LOL. I wish I were less boring.