Quite possibly the best statement on Lindsay Lohan

From PerezHilton.com:

“When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I’ll have an ounce of respect for her. I don’t care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She’s not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life. I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there’s so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She’s very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who’d trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is.”

And guess who said that?

No really, guess.

ROB FUCKING SCHNEIDER.

I SHIT YOU NOT.

Who knew he was actually quite intelligent and has the balls to say what everyone wants to but doesn't, and manages to say it so eloquently that he doesn't look like a douchebag? Fucking outstanding, Mr. Schneider. Now if you put as much into your movies as you did in this paragraph, I'd actually watch them. 10,000 bonus points.

I'm really fucking bored.

So I'm posting memes. Because I can. :)

You Are 16% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world. And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

How Girly Are You?

Your Ideal Pet is a Cat

You're both aloof, introverted, and moody. And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!

What's Your Ideal Pet?

I resent that, BlogThings. *shakes fist*

You Are 68% A Child of the 90s

Wassup!?! You remember the 90s like they were yesterday. And you're ready to open up a can of whoop-ass on any other decade.

Are You a Child of an 90s?

Speaking of the 90s, my Furby is still sitting on top of my stereo. LOL.

That's enough for now. I'm going to see what's on TV and make myself some tea. Night.

Moar music reviews!

Bittorrent has been running madly this summer, and now I bring new music reviews! WOO.

Mika: Life In Cartoon Motion
I consider myself to be pretty open when it comes to music. I mean, let's take a gander at my iTunes library: I have everything from Tupac to The Fall of Troy to Kelly Clarkson to Igor Stravinsky. I cover it all, pretty much. So I figured, "Hey, this Mika guy sure is getting a lot of attention. Let's check it out." That decision was probably one of the worst in my life. Honestly, about 10 minutes into the album I wanted to throw myself into traffic. I like happy music, but not this fucking happy. My God, it was horrible. The best way I can convey the horrific sounds I experienced is by mentioning the fact that I had to switch quickly to The Receiving End of Sirens, which as I have mentioned before, is my anti-panic attack drug. Even the mere thought of this shit makes me feel nauseated. So I'm going to move on. If you want to try to listen to that shit, go ahead, but be warned. Mika should be sued for damages.

Portugal. The Man: Church Mouth
Ahhhhh...good music. Portugal The Man is one of those bands I wish I'd discovered sooner. I mean, damn, they're good. I compare it to waking up in the morning and finding that your significant other has made you breakfast in bed. Then you win the lottery. Then a chocolate truck overturns in front of your house and you get all the free chocolate you want. Then you have amazing sex with your significant other. THAT IS WHAT IT IS LIKE LISTENING TO THIS BAND. I can't even chose a favorite song because I've had it on repeat and I don't even know what each song is. I keep on saying, "DAMN this song is AWWWWSUMMM" but I think I'm said that about every song. LOL. So just buy it dammit.


And uh...yeah that's it. LOL. I wish I were less boring.

More badassery on a stick.

Well, the funeral was like I'd expected, sad, and a bit strange. My grandmother has Alzheimer's and hadn't been able to recognize my grandfather for quite some time. She suddenly recognized him at the viewing. That pretty much tore my insides up. On the other hand, I got to see some family I hadn't seen in ages, and that was nice. I also got to play with my cousin Tristan, who will be 6 tomorrow and who's a riot.

But now it is time for me to gloat some more about how fucking awesome I am with knitting. Check this shit out:

I mean, am I awesome or what? It's kinda tacky, but it's my tacky blanket goddammit. Special thanks goes to Wikipedia for teaching me how to crochet, LOL.

So I've been hearing that the new Harry Potter movie sucks ass. So I dunno whether to go see it or just wait until it comes out on DVD. Might be the latter. I want to see Transformers as well. I mean, Optimus Prime, dammit. You can't get any cooler than him. Unless you're Chuck Norris, but that goes without saying.

Anyway. I'd better be off. I've got other things to attend to.

This blog is rated R.

Mingle² - Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• hell (4x)
• shit (2x)
• shitty (1x)

LOL. This is great. My life is pretty rated R though, hahaha.

My grandfather died this morning so my life is a bit hectic right now. I'll be going out of town, probably tomorrow. I'm not really sad though, probably because my grandfather's health has been declining for some time now. He'd been in and out of the hospital for a month and so it was just a matter of time. It'll be nice to get out of H'burg but it would've been nicer if I could've gone for a happier reason.

I promised knitting shit so I'm gonna post stuff. There I go with the cursing again, hahaha.


That there is my at-the-moment-strapless handbag. It didn't take me too long to make, probably only a couple of weeks, and that was because it was during the school year and I had other stuff to do. It was made using US size 7 needles. I alternated 10 rows of navy and 8 rows of white. The difference is because the white was a different weight than the navy, so I had to compromise in order to get the stripes as even as possible. I think it looks pretty good though. One day I'll actually make a strap so it can be functional, lol.



Ahh, my awesome-ass Slytherin scarf. I wanted to make one ever since I started knitting, and I was happy with how well it turned out. Using my trusty US size 7 needles (can you tell they're my favorite?) I whipped this shit up in about a week and a half. I have to finish weaving in the ends, but I should have that finished in no time. And then I'll wear it to the Harry Potter movie on July 11. \O/ Score, man.

At some point I'll figure out how to crochet my knitted squares together and my tacky technicolor blanket will be done, and I can boast about how much ass I kick. LOL. Anyway. I gotta go find out what's going on with the family and finish converting my MST3K to my iPod. Hells yes.

Summer is borrringggg.

The stuff from the last entry has cleared up a bit. It got worse before it got better but...I guess that's how things go in life sometimes.

Basically all I'm doing at the moment is listening to some iTunes and waiting for the videos of this week's Canadian Idol to go online. CI is so shittastic, it's amazing. In case anyone cares, this person uploads every episode of CI and posts it here. Be warned, it's addicting. Plus me and the other Worsters of Vote for the Worst have to decide who's the worst.

In other news, I've been downloading a shitton of MST3K torrents this summer. Basically because there's nothing better to do. And I love me some MST3K. Anyone who doesn't fails at life and I cannot be associated with failures of life. :)

And I know I need to post pictures and possibly instructions of my knitting projects, and I shall do that at some point. I'm just awfully fucking lazy.

I have this continual feeling that something's missing this week, and I figured out why just a few minutes ago: no PostSecret this week. I am a PostSecret whore, seriously. I love that site, and I also have one of the books. But this week, a comments section was added and there were no new secrets. It leads me to think that it's some sort of experiment, especially since some of the secrets were a bit controversial as well. The comments section is quite interesting at the moment; it seems that the longer it goes with no new secrets, the more people are just posting their own secrets and interacting with each other. It's fascinating, like a psychology experiment or something. I might head over there in a few minutes and post a secret of my own. The problem would be, "Which one?!" :)

Anyway. Yet another boring post from me. Once school starts again I promise I won't be so dull. Haha.